waking up cold: alright I need more blankies
waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.
that shitty feeling when you wanna go out & be social, but once you’re out, all you wanna do is be back at home
[softly sings “god bless Tim Lincecum” to the tune of “god bless America”]
why did this get more than 5 notes
via MLB Instagram
so what you’re saying is…
Before I discovered the Internet.
why isn’t there a dollar bill eyes emoji?
u know its ok to admit that u love me in my ask
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ARE YOU READY TO FUCKING FLY
I will always try and reblog this.
My mom is a flight attendant and I can confirm this is 100% true when they have an empty flight, the crazy ones even go “cart surfing” which is where they get the pilot the go down a bit until they get on top of the beverage cart, then the get him to pull up and they go flying down the aisle until they hit a chair and fly off.
my friend is training to become an air hostess and her lecturer told her about cart surfing and gave at least 30 examples of when it’s happened, so i too can back this up